SPONSORED: Groundbreaking Video Game Lets Players Customize Characters' Genetic Code

Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: http://bit.ly/xzrBUA Video game customization reaches new heights in 'The Elder Scrolls Online' thanks to a feature that allows players to customize their character's bones, flesh, and nervous system. (Brought to you by Bethesda) Like The Onion on Facebook: http://www.fb.com/theonion Follow The Onion on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/theonion More Breaking News: http://www.theonion.com/video/