Swipe Left (humor)

AI Music: Suno v5 Image: Z-image & Krita 2026 Copyright Lyrics: I’m looking at the screen of glass Watching all the losers pass A diamond in a sea of coal I'm the only one with a soul Yeah, that's what I said What would you like instead Swipe Swipe I’m searching for a man Better than me, I'm better than any man That is the plan Swipe left, swipe left, give 'em the boot I'm looking for a king, not a common dude I'm dying for a better view A thousand like you When the screen's glow dies I sleep knowing I'm the prize He's got a dog, he's got a car But he won't ever be a star Another one with bad attire Throw his profile in the fire I'm looking till my eyes are sore Then checking for a little more Swipe Swipe I’m searching for a man Better than me, I'm better than any man That is the plan Swipe left, swipe left, give 'em the boot I'm looking for a king, not a common dude I'm dying for a better view A thousand like you When the screen's glow dies I sleep knowing I'm the prize refresh Is it a joke or is it just me obsession Who could it ever be I’m scrolling for my life But no one wants a wife Swipe left, swipe left, give 'em the boot I'm looking for a king, not a common dude I'm dying for a better view A thousand like you When the screen's glow dies I sleep knowing I'm the prize Swipe left