Did you fail Thane's loyalty mission because you couldn't keep your eyes off of that dancing turian in the corner? Yeah, he's just that awesome. Look at him, walking up to the dance floor like he owns the place.
Sure, he may dance kind of funny, but his fingers are made of knives. Are you going to be the one to tell him?
EDIT (August 7th, 2011): It's over 90000! To celebrate Techno Turian's anniversary I've uploaded the following videos:
Techno Turian (ReCalibrated): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz37A6xmXX8
Techno Turian (Loop): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhXQumPVONA
