Tempests Ramble | Dummies VS Noobs

i had to write this entire thing down. "Do you have any idea on how electricity even works? Let alone the very basics that are very much so imperative to your survival? Natrually, When one conductive opponent; aka. You, is near another conductive opponent; aka. Your friends, and there is at minimum a slight gap between the two points, and you will natrually achieve whats called an 'arc'" "And here we go! It appears you have fallen for the most classic trick in the book; electrical discharge, or some of you fools like to call it; an EMP, short for electromagnetic pulse. Ofcourse, This isn't entirely incorrect as EMPs, also known as 'electromagnetic pulses', are used to disrupt electrically charged equipment and not for incapacitating carbon-based lifeforms." "Sometimes people say 'Jee, you must be fun at parties...' or 'Man, are you always this insufferable?' BUT WHAT I FIND REALLY INSUFFERABLE IS YOUR LACK OF UNDERSTANDING BETWEEN THE DIFFERENCE OF VOLTAGE AND CURRENTS! Such a common and completely different thing, yet NOBODY seems to understand. You see, voltage is the pressure pushing electrical charge, while current is the volume and rate of electron flow passing through a conductor." "Your arrogance and self-entitlement and your own knowledge of the operation (?)ncie universes mechanics that lie within your realm of awareness, is exactly whats leading you to this point! 5 digits and you still can't count your odds, which is to be very expected considering your currently being electrucuted." "Welp! Couldn't have seen this one coming! One 19 year old male equipped with a multi-billion dollar experimental electrical discharging firearm with hardly any proper training, OR countermeasures against our little lead-point-firing friends... Also it appears my body has fully disintegrated in a matter of seconds, but nonetheless, This doesn't hinder my need to transcend my knowledge that you so very need. I mean, who needs a physical form when you get a body of pure energy? Speaking of energy, aren't you aware of the specialized equipment that the dominian army has provided you is highly inefficient and costly highly the amount that it's worth? Your battle, you apes are on the fast track of total economic collapse at this rate. And besides, you would much rather spend your time out here fighting for a pointless cause and pocketing the class above you than living your life and doing something protective like, I don't know? Meeting the women of your dreams? Well, not that I would know anything about that personally. BUT! Those things are also pointless because in so many years from now, you will be decomposing and reforming into the next biomass with no memory or trace left of you in due time... ALSO! Your concept of energy transfer is exactly whats wrong with people nowadays. You simpletons think that electricity is just electrons flowing through a current but NO! First of all, electricity is not justnelectrons moving through a wiiire! Thats a charmingly naive depiction of what can only be ndescribed as the propagation of an electromagnetic disturbance governed by Maxwell's equations. But ofcourse, I don't blame you. You peabrains have to simplify things to 'UHUHUU ELECTRONS GO THROUGH WIRE!' Heh, let me know when you learn to finally file your own taxes."