Terrible Two

(Verse 1) My little boy's turned two, what a wild ride, He's got the energy of a tidal wave, Throwing his toys like a mini cyclone, Screaming "No!" louder than a megaphone. Picky eater, won't touch his greens at all, But devours cookies, climbing up the wall. Diaper disasters, oh what a mess he's made, Turning the house into a barricade. (Chorus) Terrible twos, oh what a crazy phase, Tantrums and giggles, in a toddler haze! Running and jumping, never sitting still, My little monster, what a thrill! (Verse 2) He paints the walls with his spaghetti sauce, Hides all the remotes, what a sneaky boss. Bedtime battles, he's a ninja in flight, Dodging pajamas all through the night. Questions non-stop, "Why?" a hundred times, Curious mind committing little crimes. Spills his milk, then laughs with pure delight, Chaos creator from morning till night. (Chorus) Terrible twos, oh what a crazy phase, Tantrums and giggles, in a toddler haze! Running and jumping, never sitting still, My little monster, what a thrill! (Bridge) I chase him 'round, exhausted to the bone, Them big eyes melt me like ice cream on a cone. One day he'll grow, this phase will fade away, Till then, I'll laugh through the disarray. (Verse 3) He stacks his blocks just to knock 'em down, Dances like crazy, king without a crown. Hugs me tight after a meltdown storm, My heart's his captive, forever warm. (Chorus) Terrible twos, oh what a crazy phase, Tantrums and giggles, in a toddler haze! Running and jumping, never sitting still, My little monster, what a thrill! (Outro) Yeah, terrible twos, you're tough but so fun, My son's the star, second to none. We'll get through this, hand in tiny hand, Loving the chaos in toddler land. #teamenzo #wearethejoat#stayhappy