Documentary Summary: Inspired by a nightmare, Arthur decides to produce a radio documentary about himself, with Jeffrey as his sound engineer.
After a failed attempt to interview people at a cafe, they visit the old Hippodrome theatre, which is now a table dancing club.
Mistaking the club for its old self, Arthur gets drunk on champagne, performs an impromptu act, and is thrown out by a bouncer, ending his documentary project in disarray.
Steve Delaney plays Count Arthur Strong.
The episode also features Mel Giedroyc, Alistair Kerr, and Dave Mounfield.
Beer Cruise Summary: Arthur, Wilf, Sally, and Jeffrey go on a day trip to France for a "beer cruise." On the ferry, Arthur worries about hitting an iceberg and discusses maritime law. In a French hypermarket, his quest for cheap wine leads him to consume numerous free samples.
In his inebriated state, he hallucinates that he is James Bond being captured by a villain from the SPECTRE organization, nearly causing the group to miss their ferry home.
Characters and Actors: Count Arthur Strong is played by Steve Delaney. The episode also features Mel Giedroyc, Alistair Kerr, and Dave Mounfield.