The Hero Is ... Fine (gulp)

Song by Suno and image by Gemini. This is a hobby and not a career, so lets just enjoy it. [intro] there is an evil army at the gate, we need a hero that is so great. one found by prime minister Daryl, scratching the bottom of a barrel. our hope quickly cool He's no hero but a fool (and we're all fucked) [Verse 1] You looked like bad news Mud on your worn shoes you had sheepish behavior My father calls you “savior” I say we should abort Your legs are too short You talk with a pathetic and quiet squeak brain and sword are dull and muscles weak (we're already dead) [Chorus] The hero is… fine (and we're all fucked) you don't look so well and have a bad smell you have only one good eye I think we're all going to die i'm filled with so much dread I know we'll soon be dead at least it will all be so quick your bones the enemy will lick (oh) [Verse 2] You already broke your arm Your crying raises our alarm You go to their leader to slay But you go the wrong way you will be a short lived mistake our wealth the enemy will take Your bravery is showing cracks our faith in you truly lacks [Chorus] The hero is… fine (and we're all fucked) Greasy dirty hair blank stupid stare Our wells are coughing dust your armor is covered in rust our hope quickly slides i'm going to switch sides our fate really stinks While the kingdom sinks (mm) [Bridge] Do you hear the choir? citizens cry their ire. Do you hear that loud sound? the enemy's march shakes ground I look at the town as it all burns down everything we built is lost a loss at such a steep cost everything has to come and end but maybe things will mend (hey) [grand finale] The hero is… fine (and we're all fucked) crooked nose nasty toes eyes so black hunched back your thumb is gone your pinky is too long what is growing on your cheek your nose looks like a beak good heroes we ran out I'll sit, cry, and pout (we had a good run till now)