Nothing good happens after 2am. Let me tell you about the time... it was a long time ago... people were smaller back then; shorter, thinner, and weighed a lot less. Back then my uncle Jeb said to his wife (Marrisa? Meh, who knows. I mean she claimed she was 29 and that was clearly not true. If you can't trust her to tell the truth in one aspect, how can you tell her to tell the truth in another. I was only a boy back then, but I knew she wasn't 29. She was pretty - but so was my school teacher. I nearly broke my wrist thinking about my school teacher. I'll be right back.)
