A cynical ex-conspiracy theorist sells his tinfoil hat, then tries to join the shadow government directly — no middlemen. He applies for jobs at "evil" corporations, hunts for lizard people on LinkedIn, but finds only HR meetings, broken espresso machines, and a guy named Steve obsessed with quotas. The real villains? Just bored accountants. A sarcastic dark cabaret anthem about bureaucracy being the only true conspiracy.
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