Them Them They

Performance of all instruments: Timmy J. Written in 1996 Lyrics: It's there, everywhere A little bit of them in everything They're there, beware Nothing out of the ordinary (Watch your step, plan every breath x4) They are in my salad dressing They are in my moral code They are we with Jesus' blessing They're with me on the commode (Watch your step, plan every breath x4) You can only please yourself Oh, in this life there's nothing else Subtle force, desired course Your will is their hidden source (Watch your step, plan every breath x4) They say better to give than to get And what will selfishness beget? To really live, you should give That in this life that's all there is (Watch your step, plan every breath x4) They are my freedom of choice And my opinionated voice They gave me all there is to learn And it's all true says my friend Vern (Watch your step, plan every breath x4) So, life is yours, it's okay Let's do this the legal way I agree, spokesmen say I agree with Them Them They (Them Them They, Everyday X4) Hair in place, I check my face I'm running in the rat RAT race Oh pretty please, I'll eat the cheese And touch me in my special place Oh, never mind, I'm running late I must go home and masturbate To hide the monster, hide the hate And eat the cheese upon my plate