This is the Way!

Lyrics: Hannah says: “This is the Way!” — this is what custom here dictates That’s the first of our seven stations — Hannah’s rules and her creepy creations She sends us on forced time off You must take it when she’s told you to No privileges for disabled employees They must work like everyone else on our teams When you’re sick, don’t try to leave — in her view, you must fake it! Are you a fraudster? Are you a cheater? (She hears your whispers and your snickers) She must control your every act... You’re a demanding parasite — that’s what you are in her fucked-up mind! And here we have the second station: Paranoid delusions and distortions Hannah says: “This is the Way!” — this is what custom here dictates Don’t want to snitch on your friends for her? She’ll explain it’s not snitching — it’s just solving problems. Oh, my dear child, don't understand? You must trust them!  Hannah says: “This is the Way! — this is what custom here dictates They attack you — yet another station... But it’s not accusations — because they care so deeply about the whole team! They deprive themselves for us! They take bread from their own mouths! No benefits and no profits — such sacrifice from our bosses! After all, they wander around the country just to gather money for our salaries — their tenderness is amazing! That’s our station of absurdity and hypocrisy. ’Cause we’re all like one big family here — but with a history of violence. Don't tell anybody! You must suffer in the silence! And here we stop at another torturous station, ’cause my workplace is an endless inspiration! You’re too fragile, dear. You must build more resilience to survive here. Passive-aggressive manipulation — that’s our next creepy station! Beautiful slogans full of ugly lies — they care so much that the employee cries. False mission and fictitious ideals, a foundation of sickness — no one heals. The last station — the concealment of it all. You mustn’t tell anyone what’s hidden here, beneath the beautiful skin... The grotesque show must go on! Hannah says: “This is the Way!” — this is what custom here dictates I’m out of this crap, out of this shit, but some of my dearest colleagues are still there... That comedy never ends — three clowns dancing on the stage... endless inspiration for new songs and new memes!