Two Plus Two

Stay in school kids...Lyrics below: (To my friend John) [Verse 1] Johnny struts in with a grin so wide, Big kid at heart, still young inside. Rubber chicken hangin’ by his side, Spittin’ jokes that make no sense, I’m crackin’ up, losin’ my head! Kings of whoopee cushions, Midnight pranks and wild decisions. Never serious, always crazy, Two best fools, goin’ hog wild! [Chorus] Two plus two minus four equals twelve and three quarters! John says “That’s wrong, that’s wrong!” Kenny screams “No! We’re all gonna die, you zeeediot!” Two plus two minus four equals twelve and three quarters! Life’s more fun when the math is wrong! Sing it loud, come on come on! [Verse 2] Johnny stacked frozen snacks all day, Ice cream mountains in a goofy way. I roll up, droppin’ cold jokes in the aisle, Had the whole damn store laughin’ for a while. Slippin’ on frost, strikin’ silly poses, Two coolest fools with a chilly glow! Turned every shift to frozen fun, Non-stop puns, yeah we’re number one! [Chorus] Two plus two minus four equals twelve and three quarters! John says “That’s wrong, that’s wrong!” Kenny screams “No! We’re all gonna die, you zeeediot!” Two plus two minus four equals twelve and three quarters! Life’s more fun when the math is wrong! Sing it loud, come on come on! [Bridge] Jimmy the manager walks by, yells “Stop talking!” We just laugh and keep on joking, He shakes his head and walks away, But we’re still here, singin’ our wrong-math song! [Final Chorus] (epic build with violin solo) Two plus two minus four equals twelve and three quarters! John says “That’s wrong, that’s wrong!” Kenny screams “No! We’re all gonna die, you zeeediot!” Two plus two minus four equals twelve and three quarters! Yeah we’re best friends forever, y’all… Life’s more fun when the math is wrong!