WE ARE THE COMMENT SECTION CANNIBALS

[Intro] OH MY GOD SOMEBODY ON THE INTERNET HAS A DIFFERENT OPINION CALL THE DIGITAL POLICE [Verse 1] Three hundred comments Nobody read the thing Everybody angry Nobody knows why Profile picture warriors Bleeding pixels in the night Typing: “THIS IS DISGUSTING” With Cheeto dust on the fight You say: “This is dangerous rhetoric” Brother it’s a video about soup [Pre-Chorus] Refresh React Repeat Attack The algorithm LOVES a public nervous breakdown [Chorus] WE ARE THE COMMENT SECTION CANNIBALS SCREAMING THROUGH A BROKEN SCREEN BASEMENT PHILOSOPHERS WITH A GOD COMPLEX AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM BLEEDING PIXELS BLEEDING PIXELS EVERYBODY MAD FOR FREE LOUDER FASTER MORE OUTRAGE THE MACHINE EATS MISERY [Verse 2] You wrote: “educate yourself” Then linked a twelve-hour thread made by a guy named: ShadowWolfTruth89 Now two strangers are debating morality under a clip of a raccoon stealing bread One side yelling: “THIS IS TYRANNY” Other side yelling: “YOU’RE LITERALLY HITLER” Meanwhile the raccoon: still has the bread ABSOLUTE CINEMA [Pre-Chorus 2] Nobody logs off Nobody heals Everybody sharpening opinions like rusty little knives [Chorus] WE ARE THE COMMENT SECTION CANNIBALS BURNING FOR ATTENTION SPANS DIGITAL MARTYRS DYING FOR TAKES NO ONE DEMANDED BLEEDING PIXELS BLEEDING PIXELS RAGE-BAITING THROUGH THE NIGHT IF THE INTERNET STOPS SCREAMING SOME PEOPLE MIGHT MEET THEIR THOUGHTS AND THAT’S TERRIFYING [Bridge] The funny part? Half the people typing: “I DON’T CARE” …have replied seventeen times. You can SEE the emotional collapse happening in real time. Paragraph by paragraph. [Breakdown] “This is why society is doomed.” BRO THE VIDEO IS ABOUT A CAT FALLING OFF A SOFA “Unsubscribed.” OKAY??? “This creator has changed.” YOU’VE BEEN WATCHING THEM FOR NINE YEARS OF COURSE THEY CHANGED SO DID YOUR HAIRLINE [Verse 3] Everybody wants blood Nobody wants context Everybody wants victory Nobody wants understanding The comments move faster than thought Faster than empathy Faster than reality One screenshot One clip One bad-faith caption Now the village got torches again You can practically hear the server room sweating [Villain Monologue] OH YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS DISCUSSION? ADORABLE. THIS IS CONTENT FARMING THROUGH EMOTIONAL DAMAGE THEY DON’T WANT PEACE PEACE DOESN’T TREND ANGER DOES OUTRAGE DOES HUMILIATION DOES SO DANCE, LITTLE KEYBOARD GLADIATOR DANCE FOR THE METRICS [Final Chorus] WE ARE THE COMMENT SECTION CANNIBALS SINGING THROUGH DISTORTED TEETH EVERYBODY PERFORMING JUST TO PROVE THEY STILL EXIST BENEATH THE FEED BLEEDING PIXELS BLEEDING PIXELS THE SCREENLIGHT NEVER SLEEPS WE BUILT A COLOSSEUM OUT OF NOTIFICATIONS AND NOW WE THROW EACH OTHER TO THE CROWD FOR ENTERTAINMENT BLEEDING PIXELS BLEEDING PIXELS TURN THE AMP UP LOUDER MAYBE WE CAN DROWN THE INTERNET OUT FOR ONE NIGHT [Outro] The comments are disabled. Silence. … Nobody knows what to do now.