Wood Chipper

Lyrics and concept by me; music and cover image generated using AI tools. Lyrics Under the Big Dipper Sits a wood chipper It chips and chips and chips That's what it do It chips what goes in And does a favor for you From splinters and sticks To everything you knew Under the Big Dipper Sits a wood chipper It chips and chips and chips That's what it do From Brainerd to Fargo From arborist to thug The wood chipper's hungry No graves are dug Feed it slowly Keep your distance Safety first always Keep on your mittens Under the Big Dipper Sits a wood chipper It chips and chips and chips That's what it do Fresh or frozen It does the job Read the manual Then goodbye Bob Under the Big Dipper Still it hums It chips and chips Till nothing's left