Me being a yapper forsaken clipdump
Our last Forsakenverse Log was completely incorrect, as a recent event has shown. The John Doe specimen is exhibiting unusual behaviors, such as complaining when getting stunned. Usually, the John Doe will shrug the stun off, and in fact, get even faster afterwards. However, a John Doe was found stunned, but instead of coming back, it complained. It never stopped complaining, and legend says it's still out there, "yapping" as they call it. This clue leads us to believe that the elusive Jane Doe specimen is actually a real species, and we at the Forsakenverse Science Team are working as hard as we can to find it.