Zedonite - Basement Hero

Created with ChatGPT and Suno Lyrics: Yeah… Late night TV glow… heroes on the screen… But what about me…? Sittin’ on the couch with a bowl of cold fries, Watchin’ capes fly under Hollywood skies, They save the world before breakfast time, While I can’t even fix my Wi-Fi line. Explosions flash, slow motion walk, Villains monologue, heroes talk, I say, “One day that could be me,” Then trip on the rug… reality. Ohhh, I feel that fire deep inside, But it’s hard to look cool when your suit too tight, Mirror say, “Boy, this ain’t the show,” But the bassline say, “Go… just go…” I’m a basement hero, don’t you know? Cape made cheap but I still go, When the trouble rise, I steal the show— (Well… I try real hard though…) Basement hero, here I come! Justice slow but I still run, They might laugh but I ain’t done— I fight crime… kinda… sometimes… for fun! Got a bedsheet cape and a mask DIY, Glue still sticky and it poke my eye, Neighbors peepin’ like, “What’s that guy do?” I whisper back, “I’m protectin’ you.” Practice poses in the hallway light, Kick too hard, now I limp all night, Tried a catchphrase, sounded kinda weak, “Stop right there!”… voice cracked mid-speak. Ohhh, but I hear sirens down the street, Heart start jumpin’ with a reggae beat, This is it, my moment to shine, Even if my boots ain’t tied just right… I’m a basement hero, don’t you know? Cape made cheap but I still go, When the trouble rise, I steal the show— (Well… I try real hard though…) Basement hero, here I come! Justice slow but I still run, They might laugh but I ain’t done— I fight crime… kinda… sometimes… for fun! Bank alarm ringin’, doors swing wide, Masked-up robbers rush inside, I burst in late with dramatic flair— Trip on the mat… land in a chair. Leader look up, then start to grin, “Who let the cosplay hero in?” One man laugh, then the whole crew too, Even the hostage giggle a few. I strike a pose, say, “Fear me now!” But my mask slip down to my mouth somehow, I try a kick… miss completely, Knock over a plant—apologize politely. Hero… hero… Is it courage… or just zero…? Then one small thing start shift the scene, Old lady whisper, “At least he mean…” Guard wake up, courage rise, Robbers distracted by my disguise. Police roll in, sirens loud, Suddenly I’m lost in the crowd, Did I win? Or just confuse? Either way… I didn’t lose. I’m a basement hero, don’t you know? Not perfect, but I still go, Even if I’m movin’ slow— I stand up when the fear say no! Basement hero, here I stand! Not the best, but I got a plan, They can laugh, I understand— But I still try… that’s who I am! Yeah… Not every hero wear gold and chrome… Some just step outside their home… Basement hero… still growin’ strong…