Bloody Dog!

Found the joke on somewhere on the internet. Thought it might make a nice tune. (Verse 1) We love our dog with all our hearts,But not so much her stinky farts.Her doggy breath is less than fresh,Yet we hug her nonetheless. (Verse 2) From barking she will not refrain.The house and yard are her domain.Park on the street or walk on past,And you will likely cop a blast. (Chorus) For all her faults we love her dearlyAnd in turn she loves us clearly.She’s our funny, gorgeous girl.We wouldn’t trade for all the world. (Verse 3) Meter readers and couriers,Serve to make her furious.Possums, lizards and the neighbour’s cat,Will not be shown the welcome mat. (Verse 4) In the name of crime prevention,Airspace gets the same attention.We feel safe, it must be said,From birds that dare to fly overhead. (Verse 5) If perchance you leave your chair,On your return you’ll find her there.And when she’s urged to please vacate,She’ll turn into a limp, dead weight. (Verse 6) For baths she has a strong aversion,Desperate to avoid imminent immersion.And yet she’ll display her dive techniqueInto any muddy pond or creek! (Bridge) We give her scratches, make her smile.Give an inch, she’ll take a mile.Just try to stop and she’ll demand more,Prodding you with her paw and claw. (Final Chorus) For all her faults we love her dearlyAnd in turn she loves us clearly.She’s our funny, gorgeous girl.We wouldn’t trade for all the world.