Cake & Melons

Who doesn't love dessert? Lyrics below: [Intro] Yeah, turn it up, no talking Girl I love your cake and melons, got me stalking [Verse 1] Baby I love your cake, extra frosting, double stacked So phat it needs a forklift just to clap back Your melons so massive, heavy like two wrecking balls One swing and they knock the pictures off the walls I’m a certified melon connoisseur, top tier Your cake so ridiculous it deserves its own career Baker’s dozen? Nah, you serving triple X I’m addicted to your body, doctor said it’s terminal excess [Chorus] You love my cake and melons, cake and melons Come and get it daddy if you really want ’em My cake and melons, thick and heavy What you craving, boy? I got it already My cake and melons, all yours tonight Come and bury your face if the feeling’s right My cake and melons, can’t deny You know you want this, boy, don’t be shy [Verse 2] Girl I love your melons, ripe, juicy, dripping sweet Press my face in ’em, call that a tropical treat I love your cake so enormous it needs its own road When you walk by, it causes traffic overload I’m a cake fanatic, melon maniac, no debate You got more back than a dump truck on a dinner plate Pound cake? Yours weighs a whole damn ton One look at you and I’m done — game over, son [Chorus] You love my cake and melons, cake and melons Come and get it daddy if you really want ’em My cake and melons, thick and heavy What you craving, boy? I got it already My cake and melons, all yours tonight Come and bury your face if the feeling’s right My cake and melons, can’t deny You know you want this, boy, don’t be shy [Verse 3] You got honeydew melons but way more mature I love your cake like peach cobbler, warm and secure I could write a whole book: “101 Ways to Worship Your Cake” Chapter 7: Motorboat your melons till my brain breaks They so exaggerated, straight cartoon physics Your melons swinging low, got me speaking in gibberish I love ’em extra large, super-sized, no cap If loving your cake and melons is wrong, I don’t wanna be right [Bridge] No face, no case, just pure temptation This cake and melons built for your admiration Come and get this feast, boy, it’s all on the plate What you waiting for? Don’t make me wait [Final Chorus] You love my cake and melons, cake and melons Come and get it daddy, take ’em if you want ’em My cake and melons, morning to night I know you love ’em, boy, I feel it when you bite My cake and melons, yeah that’s right Whole damn world ’bout this cake and melons tonight [Outro] Cake… melons… Cake… melons… You know you want this… come and get it