Clan Snotbeard

Song by Suno and image by Gemini. This is a hobby and not a career, so lets just enjoy it. [Verse 1] We’re the Dwarves of clan Snotbeard Proud as a drunk in a kilt Ale in our flagons at breakfast Stains on our armor of guilt Got a tartan on the warhammer Family crest on the spade If it can’t be solved by headbutts It gets politely delayed [Chorus] Raise your mugs for the Snotbeard clan Short on legs Long-term plan We fight We feast We overstand (hey, hey) we’re the Snotbeard clan From the deep green glen to the stony span We rock this earth like a marching band Cough Spit Laugh That’s the brand (oi, oi) we’re the Snotbeard clan [Verse 2] Great-Gran grew moss on her moustache Grandpa grew sideburns of steel Uncle grew fungus in braids so long They’re legally classed as a shield We don’t polish our helmets We just buff ‘em on our chests If you smell peat Sweat and onions You’ve found Scotland’s very best [Chorus] Raise your mugs for the Snotbeard clan Short on legs Long-term plan We fight We feast We overstand (hey, hey) we’re the Snotbeard clan From the deep green glen to the stony span We rock this earth like a marching band Cough Spit Laugh That’s the brand (oi, oi) we’re the Snotbeard clan [Bridge] [Band drops Stomp-and-clap Pipes wail] We got: Crumbs in our mail Haggis in our packs Mid-battle snack? We just eat it with the axe If the dragon wants a tussle Tell it where we stand At the bar Last call Singing out of hand [Chorus] Raise your mugs for the Snotbeard clan Short on legs Long-term plan We fight We feast We overstand (hey, hey) we’re the Snotbeard clan From the deep green glen to the stony span We rock this earth like a marching band Cough Spit Laugh That’s the brand (oi, oi) we’re the Snotbeard clan