A commercial for the latest mobile phone company! ... This joke started as a one-liner in an IM. I was chatting with MelindaKitty while making custom Highlander ringtones and wallpaper for my cellphone. I made a crack about "Methos Mobile," we riffed on that for a bit, and then she challenged me to make a commercial.
Hope you get a laugh out of it. :-)
COMMON SENSE DISCLAIMER: This is not a real phone service. Don't call around asking for it.