Creative Problem Solver

Song by Suno and image by Gemini, This is a hobby and not a career, so lets just enjoy it. [solo] I should have checked, now i'm so wrecked. nothing left on the roll, fear piercing my soul. toilet paper gone life is so wrong now I must be creative life is so very devastative (help) [intro] Door lock clicks Cold tile Cold dread Phone at 3% Doom scroll Half dead Pants round ankles Pride on the floor One sad square On a cardboard core [Pre-Chorus] How did I live this long And still fail this test Gonna MacGyver my way Out of this mess (oh no) [Chorus] Oh no I’m stranded on the throne again Call my ghosts Call my future friends Creative problem solver in the end Fold the shame Flush the evidence Oh no I’m bargaining with fate and fans Send a hero with a spare in hand If I make it out I’ll change my plans But I know I’ll still forget again [Verse 1] Stare at the sink Sizing up the rug Shower curtain Looking kind of smug Half-read book Dog outside the door Won’t meet my eyes Like he knows the score [Pre-Chorus] Texting the group chat now “Emergency lurks” They just send laughing gifs Yeah That tracks That works (hey) [Chorus] Oh no I’m stranded on the throne again Call my ghosts Call my future friends Creative problem solver in the end Fold the shame Flush the evidence Oh no I’m bargaining with fate and fans Send a hero with a spare in hand If I make it out I’ll change my plans But I know I’ll still forget again [Bridge] Lights flicker once Toilet growls back House starts laughing In a demon stack Make a silent vow Heart in my throat Next time I sit down I’m checking the roll (I swear) [finale] Oh no I’m stranded on the throne again Call my ghosts Call my future friends Creative problem solver in the end Fold the shame Flush the evidence Oh no I’m bargaining with fate and fans Send a hero with a spare in hand If I make it out I’ll change my plans But I know I’ll still forget again