Drunk in Law

NYU Law Revue proudly presents our first video of 2017: DRUNK IN LAW Closed-captioning is available -- just hit the CC button! Credits and full lyrics in the description. Credits: Directed, shot, and edited by: Michael Ardeljan '17 Written by: Andrew Harris '17 Vocal direction by: Joshua Shirley '17 Audio edited by: Andrew Harris '17 Cast (in order of singing): Crystal Fomba '19 Laura Arango '18 Steven Leiser-Mitchell '17 Lauren Cole '18 Yolanda Borquaye '19 Natalie Noble '18 Lyrics: I've been reading, texts and treaties J.K. Rowling ain't got nothing on my main main Chemerinsky, or Judge Kozinski Got more red lining than an inner city Margins too, na na My color-coded class notes copy cleanly So I cruise, na na I know my rights, in courtroom fights Listin' every problem when we're all watching SVU It's Friday night, Friday night My friends say stop it, shut up, fuck you They're impressed inside, na na They're just jealous of my knowledge College, now law school, na na Drunk in law, how we do We chime in when not needed Using words like dispositive, qua, and ex ante Drunk in law, here's my advice Took civil procedure so I probably can sue Whoever's up in your grill Drunk in law Type A's unite, law, law Bluebookers' rights, law, law Deadlines are tight We workin' weekend nights Talk less to you than Clarence T You're no longer part of my life You don't get it Cold calls every day, we ain't guessin' We reading cases, re-reading Know IRAC like a veteran You don't get it, it's sad but true Minimum contacts, International Shoe That's unfair? We'll kick you out like Kelo if you have doubts You don't get it, respect it Been here for less than a year And I know as much as any peer when it comes to the Supreme Court, Supreme Court, Supreme Court Postin' on Facebook, RBG on my Macbook Read SCOTUSBlog once 'Kay I skimmed the blog once But I got a B+ in Con Law So respect my text like Nino We summer, we don't intern Makin' more in one week than an Econ PhD Drunk in law, future is bright Last meal that I paid for was three months ago It was subsidized by PILC Drunk in law Losing eyesight, law, law Avoiding sunlight, law, law The front row is my home Hand sky-high like student debt Crackin' curves with no regrets Rackin' points for Harrier jets Graded on with no B's The Notorious EIC The best substance checks by far Callin' me that Ghetto Suprastar Gettin' my recs in order to clerk Snapchattin' all the hours I work You want a seat at my bench But you're about to get Borked Drink every Thursday Cancel our date plans By the moment you've found me out Made off, the perfect con man, that's right You're Summers and I'm Tice Gunner passion for life Make moves like Whizzer White No lie, perjure? Be sure Barry Bonds I ain't I spit the truth, don't complain Put E-S-Q in my name Think twice, my scholarship is tight The haters take their aim But they got me in their cites, good night I'll have a month when exams are done But I've stayed too long and drank too much Hungover now Three years then bye, law, law Three years then bye, law, law