Newfie Job Application (with transcript!)

yeaaa Dick heeh heeh heeh heeeh heeh yah Billy Goose calling again Dick ehh by jeez by i dunno wat happen der really weird case dick i gets into a fine jam when i'm lookin' for a job i understand you would have a lil bit of work comin' up all around christmas lakdjfakldf great if i can get on der you know tirty days or so but ahh yeah i have ahhh ehh ahh work I son, I work, I'll work CIRCLE around dem YOUNG BASTARDS out there... but ya know Daaa I needs an opportunity by, I had about a months work ahh about 3 months ago and ah sick, i don't say i was sick maybe a week and a half, 2 weeks out of all of it, now that'll tell ya All day for give 'er , I says GIVE 'ER, now GO DA WORK I SAYS, i says to all da bys all da time, look out yes, ahhh, i takes an odd drink now and then but ahh missin' work on da drink, probably, i dunno, 4 or 5 days a year, A YEAR, das all very rare occasion dat i'll take a drink on the job Dem young bastards they can't HOLD THERE LIQUOR DAS WATS WRONG WIT DEM yeeessss i can take it Alright anudder ting i'm sayin' look, SHUDDUP would ya i'm on the phone here lookin' for a jezus job friggin' wife out der driving' me SHADDUP YA BITCH SHADDUP she'd nearly drive ya out of yer mind bud listen give us a call billy yes give us a call i siad yes i'll work circles around dem i'll ram their head up their arse workin' das da way i am boy i said i'll be callin' ya later