One Eyed Dude

you used to be a pretty girl, now you're a one eyed dude. picking fights when you had both eyes, now you're a one eyed dude. people are gonna be hella rude, now that you're a one eyed dude. how does it feel, losing 1 eye for real, making you a one eyed dude. now that you're a dude let me give you advice play nice, realize you can't pick fights, with bigger guys, even when you had 2 eyes. fuck around and find out, oops lights out, I guess ice gets sued, cuz you a one eyed dude. you looked at sex in the city and thought "fuck being pretty, imma be a masculine man with a plan to save the poor from Afghanistan, and Iran, also the Somalian man. I'll grow up and become a man", that was your plan. here we are bro, how's that working out? being a dude, a short dude, the girls treat you rude, no such thing as short king spring, the dating scene is Hella mean, trust me I got both eyes, most girls hate short guys. I'm not trying to be rude, but I feel like your screwed, going from a girl to a one eyed dude. maybe the leftist agenda is not the bestist for gender pretender too young for suspender, filling yo little girl head putting you in the mood, to say fuck it, I'll just be a 1 eyed dude" [outro] sorry homey if I was rude, I worry bout you, my special little one eyed dude. no more fighting.