Questions For God

Song by Suno and image by Gemini, This is a hobby and not a career, so lets just enjoy it. [Verse 1] So Uh Quick thing Do you have favorites Or did I just invent Performance reviews in my head When a bread loaf drops Face down in butter Is that you Or gravity’s little prank department Do you binge-watch us Like a long Slow series Or are we all just tabs You forgot to close And when I talk to you On the toilet Are you like “Can we not do this here?” [Chorus] Got a list of funny questions for God (hey!) And I’m checking them twice like a clerk on the clock If you’re everywhere Are you also in my DMs Reading drafts I never send Just nodding along Got a list of funny questions for God (hey!) Tiny mortal with a spreadsheet heart If you’re all that is Do you roll your eyes Every time I say I’ll change and then… don’t start [Verse 2] When my phone dies At two percent Is that tough love Or just cheap cables again If I lose my keys In the same dumb place Do you sigh Or is this premium rerun content Why did you make cilantro Taste like soap For some of us Are we your beta testers And if dogs go straight To the VIP section Do cats At least get visitation rights [Chorus] Got a list of funny questions for God (hey!) Filed neat in a nervous little brain inbox If you’re timeless Do you still hate Mondays Or is every day just “eh Could be worse I guess” Got a list of funny questions for God (hey!) Reading them out like a stand-up flop If you know the punchline Before I bomb it Do you still pretend to laugh at the wrong spot [Bridge] When I pray “send a sign” And then ignore it Do you keep sending bigger ones Or just mute my thread (fair) If I say “it’s in your hands” Then immediately micromanage Is this a trust fall Or just bad project management [Chorus] Got a list of funny questions for God (hey!) Marching in place like a doomed pep talk If you made my brain This weird This tired Is that defect Or deluxe Or art Got a list of funny questions for God (hey!) Might forget them all when we finally talk But if you’re still hiring For assistant deity I brought snacks Anxiety And a half-finished thought