Western Parade

Verse 1: the tumbleweeds are rollin' down the dusty desert street a redneck's polishin' his boots to some honky-tonk beat he's wearin' a ten-gallon hat and cowboy boots with spurs but somethin' 'bout this rodeo is gettin' kinda weird 'cause ridin' through the town square on a flamin' mustang car is a clown in overalls who smells like a saloon bar Pre-Chorus 1: hold on, hold on, something ain't right the sheriff's doin' somersaults, this can't be a normal night Chorus 1: it's a western party parade where nothing makes a lick of sense a clown on a mustang screamin' yeehaw and the redneck's jumpin' over fences the weird man's wearin' chaps and a wizard hat and everybody's losing their mind it's a western party parade, y'all the wildest show of all time Verse 2: now harry potter shows up on his broom beside the float he's castin' expecto patronum while wavin' to the crowd an angry dwarf is chuckin' boots at everyone in sight he's screamin', this ain't hogwarts, son, and you have got no right but harry tips his cowboy hat and says pardner, simmer down the dwarf rides off in fury on a barrel through the town Pre-Chorus 2: wait, wait, wait, is that a swimming pool? right there in the middle of the street, this rodeo is cruel Chorus 2: it's a western party parade where nothing makes a lick of sense a clown on a mustang screamin' yeehaw and the redneck's jumpin' over fences harry potter lost his wand somewhere in the slot machines and the dwarf is in the pool yellin' what does this all mean it's a western party parade, y'all the wildest show of all time Verse 3: the swimming pool just showed up in the middle of main street a redneck cannonballs inside still wearin' boots and jeans he splashes all the cowboys and he soaks the whole parade the angry dwarf climbs out and screams, i didn't get first place the weird man's built a casino right beside the saloon he's dealin' poker hands to cactus plants and a raccoon Pre-Chorus 3: oh no, oh no, the pot just hit a million bucks the raccoon's got a royal flush and the cactus is stuck Chorus 3: it's a western party parade where nothing makes a lick of sense a clown on a mustang screamin' yeehaw and the redneck's jumpin' over fences the casino's on fire, harry's spinnin' the roulette and the angry dwarf just flipped the blackjack table, no regrets it's a western party parade, y'all the wildest show of all time Verse 4: now the flying unicorn shows up and nobody bats an eye she's wearin' cowboy boots and spurs and lassos from the sky she ropes the clown, she ropes the dwarf, she ropes the swimming pool she drags 'em through the casino yelling this is my saloon the mustang starts to panic when the unicorn lands near and now they're having a stare-down in the middle of the square Verse 5: the weird man calls it peacefully, he sets up one last game he deals the unicorn, the horse, the clown all hands the same the redneck's the dealer, harry potter keeps the score the angry dwarf is bartending and pouring drinks galore the swimming pool starts bubbling 'cause the raccoon found the jets and this whole western party parade ain't over yet Pre-Chorus 4: hold up, hold up, who invited the whole town? every cowboy, clown, and unicorn is gathered around Chorus 4: it's a western party parade where nothing makes a lick of sense a clown on a mustang screamin' yeehaw and the redneck's jumpin' over fences the raccoon's dealin' cards, the dwarf is on the mic harry's riding the mustang hollerin' this feels just right it's a western party parade, y'all the wildest show of all time Bridge: you can't explain it, you can't contain it this is the craziest thing the west has ever seen a clown, a wizard, a flying horse, an angry little man and a redneck in a swimming pool, living out his dream yeehaw Outro: and that's how it ended on that strange and fateful day the weird man packed his casino up and slowly drove away the unicorn flew west, the clown hung up his hat harry headed back to hogwarts, imagine that the redneck's still out there somewhere in that swimming pool and the angry dwarf? still angry yeehaw