Workbench Diss to PhpMyAdmin

Yeah... heavy lifting. Real engineers in the building. SQL scripts on deck. We leaving the browser behind. Let's go. Yo, I’m the Workbench, king of the schema You’re just a web script, a low-res dreamer Running on Apache, stuck in a tab I’m a desktop beast, you’re just a lab I map the EER, the vision is clear You’re clicking "Next Page," shaking with fear I handle the forward, the reverse engineering You’re just a PHP script, barely even steering I’m native, I’m stable, I’m built for the load You’re a security risk in a browser-based code! We don't need a URL to see the table Workbench power, yeah, we keeping it stable Leave the localhost/php behind We got the keys to the data design Yeah, we got the keys to the data design! Check the UI—dark mode, sleek and refined Your interface looks like it’s from '99 I’m managing users, I’m killing the queries You’re timing out, giving devs the "too-wearies" Server administration? I do it with ease You’re struggling with sessions, down on your knees I got the SSH tunnel, the vault is secure Your XAMPP setup is looking real poor I’m the architect, drafting the blueprint grand You’re just a guest in a CGI land! Exporting the dump... Indexing the keys... Optimization... Do it with ease. You’re a lightweight tool for a basic task I’m the heavyweight champ, no need to ask. I’m the SQL Editor, syntax highlighting You’re a basic text box, it’s really uninviting I’m syncing the models, I’m pushing the flow You’re refreshing the page just to see the rows grow? I’m the Master of Tables, the Lord of the Joins You’re collecting the dust while I’m stacking the coins Big data, big queries, no memory leaks I’m the professional choice that the industry seeks! Close the tab, man. It’s over. Oracle backed. Engineered for the elite. Workbench... out.