100 Bottles Means You Got A Problem

Song by Suno and image by Gemini. This is a hobby and not a career, so lets just enjoy it. Drinking problem? Call your local Alcoholics Anonymous. [Verse 1] Couple cold ones after work Turns to “leave it open Kirk” Happy hour hits I’m fine Blink twice It’s closing time Bartender knows my kid’s first name Knows my ex My dog My shame If the jukebox starts at four I’m still singing at the door (hey!) [Chorus] ’Cause a hundred bottles of beer on the wall Ain’t a party That’s a wake-up call If you know all the words and you’re still standing tall You ain’t a legend You’re an alcoholic Y’all So raise one hand if you’re trying to stall Raise both hands if you’ve lost it all A hundred bottles of beer on the wall Means you’re laughing while you’re taking a fall (woo!) [Verse 2] Said I’d stop at maybe three Made new friends with table three Someone bought a mystery shot Pretty sure my liver’s not Bar tab long as gospel lines Praying through these salted limes If they carve my name in here Use a coaster Not a tear (cheers!) [Chorus] ’Cause a hundred bottles of beer on the wall Ain’t a flex That’s a problem roll call If your glass never empties when they last-call You’re not “so fun ” you’re an alcoholic Y’all So toast tonight like a victory brawl Tomorrow morning It’s withdrawal A hundred bottles of beer on the wall Means the punchline’s really kind of a draw [Bridge] Yeah We clap We shout We roar (hey!) Spilling truths across the floor Sing it loud We all relate Joking ’bout our worst first dates Here’s to us The tragic choir Smiling while the ship’s on fire If the song hits way too close Order water with that roast (just once) [Chorus] ’Cause a hundred bottles of beer on the wall Sounds like fun till you start to crawl If the mirror starts heckling your barroom sprawl That’s your cue My friend You’re an alcoholic Y’all So laugh it off in this neon hall Make a pact Maybe make one call A hundred bottles of beer on the wall Sing it loud so you don’t feel small (hey!)