DRUNK BEE

[Intro] Attention hive. We have a situation. Worker Bee 47 has discovered… fermented nectar. Repeat. FERMENTED. NECTAR. [Verse 1] Tiny little bee with a big-boy buzz Found one flower doing things it does Took one sip Then looked at the sun like: “I can fight God.” He had two wings Couldn’t use either Flew sideways into a daisy Called it “a feature” Hit a tulip Bounced off twice Told a butterfly: “Your vibe is nice.” Then tried to land On a moving leaf Missed the leaf And blamed the breeze [Pre-Chorus] OH NO HE FOUND THE FERMENTED FLOWER OH NO HE THINKS HE HAS POLLEN POWER [Chorus] DRUNK BEE DRUNK BEE WHY ARE YOU FLYING LIKE THAT? DRUNK BEE DRUNK BEE YOU JUST HEADBUTTED A BAT HE SAID: “I’M THE KING OF THE HIVE I’M THE LORD OF THE SKY I CAN OUTFLY A BIRD IF THE BIRD DOESN’T TRY” DRUNK BEE DRUNK BEE PLEASE COME HOME THE QUEEN IS WATCHING AND YOUR WINGS ARE ON ROAM [Verse 2] He flew back to the hive like: “Ladies, I have returned.” Immediately crashed into wax And got concern He tried to waggle dance To show the food location But the dance just said: “left… right… microwave… taxation.” The nurse bees stared The guards stepped back One said: “Bro is full of flower crack.” He dropped his pollen Lost his shoes Bees don’t wear shoes That’s how bad the news [Pre-Chorus 2] He said: “I brought nectar.” They said: “Where?” He said: “Emotionally.” [Chorus] DRUNK BEE DRUNK BEE WHY ARE YOU SPINNING IN PLACE? DRUNK BEE DRUNK BEE THAT’S NOT A FLOWER, THAT’S A FACE HE SAID: “I’M A POLLEN COLLECTOR A NECTAR INSPECTOR A HIVE RESPECTER A FLORAL DIRECTOR” DRUNK BEE DRUNK BEE PLEASE SIT DOWN YOU JUST CALLED A WASP “YELLOW-BLACK CLOWN” [Bridge] Then he saw a bumblebee Big mistake. He flew up like: “You think you’re thicker than me?” The bumblebee said: “Yes.” No further comment. Worker 47 entered combat stance Which for a bee means: hovering badly with emotional damage [Breakdown] BUZZ BUZZ He fought the wind BUZZ BUZZ The wind won again BUZZ BUZZ He challenged a rose BUZZ BUZZ Got pollen up his nose BUZZ BUZZ He saw a human hand BUZZ BUZZ Said: “That’s a landing pad.” NO IT ISN’T [Verse 3] He flew into a picnic Massive mistake Landed on jam Called it: “nectar cake” Rolled in sugar Declared himself blessed Then got chased by a toddler in a dinosaur vest He dodged left Dodged right Dodged into a Sprite Bubbles hit his tiny face Now he thinks he’s in space He looked at the sky Whispered: “The hive needs me.” Then flew directly into a window Gently. But emotionally? Catastrophic. [Final Chorus] DRUNK BEE DRUNK BEE YOUR FLIGHT PATH IS CRIME DRUNK BEE DRUNK BEE YOU’RE POLLINATING TIME HE SAID: “I’M NOT DRUNK I’M JUST WIND-AFFECTED THE FLOWER WAS STRONG BUT I STAND UNDETECTED” DRUNK BEE DRUNK BEE PLEASE GO TO BED YOU HAVE JAM ON YOUR LEGS AND A LEAF ON YOUR HEAD [Outro] The queen approached. The hive went silent. Worker 47 stood tall. Sort of. He said: “My queen… I have discovered… the forbidden flower juice.” The queen blinked once. Then said: “Put him in the honey timeout.” He whispered: “worth it.” [BUZZ] [crash] [very small bee regret]