Periodic Table Rap

Chlorophyll? More like Bore-ophyll! NOT anymore! Learn the periodic table with pizazz with this Periodic TAble rap! LYRICS: Yo this is my rap bout the periodic table Clean out yo ears cuz this aint no fable The periodic table is pimp! Group 1 We da Alkali metals We are shiny and smooth like a real silver medal For realz, you can cut us wit a knife Cuz our densities are low, we are larger than life Dont hate us, for reactin wit you We da Alkali metals and dats what we do Group 2 We da Alkaline Earths We are metals like our brothers in da Group 1 turf We are also, a reactive group So finding us in nature isnt easy to do We got Calcium, like da kind in yo bones Dont hate us cuz you aint us We are never alone Group 3 thru 12 known as Transitions Listen up close while we spill our proposition We got nothin, but metals in our clan Well outnumber yo group anyday, my man! We got Gold, like da chain on yo neck And Silver in yo teeth, well keep you in check Copper like pennies, Platinum coated rings Nickel like nickels, we are full of bling-bling! Other metals We dont have another name We are metals like our brothers, we dont got no shame We got Lead like da kind in you pencil, boss We got Tin like da Tinman from The Wizard of Oz Holla! We da Metalloids We got properties like metals, we are not yo toys We got properties, like nonmetals too So we right in da middle of our homies groups We got Boron, we are oh so fine If you ever want to find us, we on the stairstep liiiiine Im not done yet! Nonmetals we are far and few But dont get cocky, we are all around you In the air you breathe, day in and day out We are one group of homies, you cant live without Hydrogen, Carbon, and Nitrogen too Oxygens our leader, boop boop bee doop! Group 17 Were da Halogen row We are highly reactive, didnt you know? We like to form salts with da Alkalis When we bond wit metals, we cant be denied Iodine, Chlorine, Flourine, and Bromine Dont mess wit us, we da Halogen team! Last group of da table the Noble Gases Were known as royalty, we rule da masses We stick to ourselves, we dont need nobody else With 8 outer electrons, we got a lotta wealth Helium gas makes balloons fly high And Neon filled signs light up da night sky Fo shizzle, thats da periodic table I hope yo brain is filled and yo minds are able Without da elements, there would be no life So put yo mind on The Table, and The Table on yo mind!! -- written and performed by Mrs. Harvey 10/11/08