Transformers Everywhere

Verse: i woke up monday morning, brushed my teeth real fast looked into the mirror, said “who is that?” aghast my neighbor waved and shouted “call me trina now!” i said “yesterday was dave… i need a minute, wow” Verse: grandma hit the gym, got a beard and biceps grandpa baking cookies, wearing floral concepts the mailman said “new label, read it nice and slow” i said “sir i’m still on level one, i don’t even know” Pre-Chorus: everybody shifting like a shape in disguise i blink twice and it’s a whole new surprise my brain’s lagging like an old game server trying to keep up with every transformer Chorus: transformers everywhere, no engines, no cars just folks switching lanes and rewriting who they are he’s a transformer, she’s a transformer too i’m just standing here like “what am i supposed to do?” no robots, no battles, no saving the day just identity updates every five minutes, okay Verse: my boss walked in like “new name, new vibe” voice dropped low then went up in a jive hr sent an email, fifty pages long i clicked “accept all” and prayed i wasn’t wrong Pre-Chorus: i tried to study but the rules keep bending every conversation needs a software updating i’m buffering hard like a video stream living inside of a logic-less dream Chorus: transformers everywhere, it’s a full parade no disguise kits needed, just a choice that’s made he’s a transformer, she’s a transformer now i’m just nodding like “yeah… okay… wow” no robots in sight, just everyday scenes like a sitcom powered by identity machines Verse: the gym got wild, signs flipped around i walked in once and spun right back out of town trainer said “don’t worry, just pick a lane” i said “i’m just here to avoid the pain” Pre-Chorus: even my dog switched up overnight used to bark deep, now it’s soft and light cat’s in the corner judging the show like “humans broke something, i already know” Chorus: transformers everywhere, i’m losing the plot everyone evolving whether ready or not he’s a transformer, she’s a transformer scene i’m stuck in the middle of a glitchy routine no script, no guide, no clear direction just vibes and constant self-correction Verse: dating app matched me three times in a row same person different names, i didn’t even know we met for coffee, both laughed out loud said “i think we just confused the cloud” Verse: the news anchor paused mid headline read said “quick update, i go by this instead” camera guy changed and dropped his mic and the weather guy said “i’m switching too, psych!” Bridge: maybe i’m outdated, maybe i’m slow maybe the world hit a patch i don’t know maybe tomorrow i’ll log in and see a brand new version of reality i’ll grab popcorn, sit back, and grin cause this whole thing’s spinning like a carnival spin Outro: so if i look lost, yeah that’s the vibe i’m just trying to keep up and stay alive no hate in my heart, just trying to understand why everything’s shifting like digital sand i’ll laugh through the chaos, that’s my plan cause tomorrow i might wake up a transformer man